in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
