hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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