no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I will pee on everything he values.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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