is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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