as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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