david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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