I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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