For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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