awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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