I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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