Dual....:-)
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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