So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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