is your mom at the bar?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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