Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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