Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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