So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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