She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i would punch a child for taco bell
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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