Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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