so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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