Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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