if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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