ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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