Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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