He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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