We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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