There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
my liver is dry heaving
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My life is pants optional.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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