Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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