We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
