So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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