Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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