This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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