Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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