i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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