is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Randomize
