We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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