I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
This is the high leading the old right now
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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