problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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