Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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