He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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