That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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