Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
