Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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