He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
It's shark week go big or go home
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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