I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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