Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
