we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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