I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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