What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
The air taste purple.
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