Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
this just has baby written all over it
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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