Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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