But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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