i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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