Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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